A Well Turned Phrase
Jim turned red. It was the only reaction that was allowable. Well, that and laughter. But Sandburg's phrase came to close to fantasy for laughter.
Did he know? Would he be interested if he did?
Jim could still hear the words echo through his mind.
"Damn Jim, if that guy gets any closer to my ass, I might as well be a gay man's dream of a cherry topped Sundae at a hot and steamy Backdoor Buffet."
Waves of lust continued to ripple through Jim as he continued to let those words repeat in his head. So he said the most appropriate thing. "I know what you mean, Chief. I hate tailgaters too."